When Sammie Spades rear ended me on 4th Street she began telling me through her tears about how
sorry she is and all that shit. I asked her "how sorry" and "how are you going to make this up to me?"
So get this, this chick says she'll jack me off with a sweet handjob anytime I want for 12 months.
It's been fucking awesome! I'm now on month 11 of getting my cock milked regularly and kinda worried. I've been trying to get rear ended again by slutty chicks but its actually harder than it seems. Fuck!
